Love: Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's...

By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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By iheartexes - 06/11/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Uvalde

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML

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You deserved it 208

By anonymous - 14/09/2010 07:57 - United States

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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You deserved it 2 937

By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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You deserved it 1 503

By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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You deserved it 3 477

By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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You deserved it 2 640

By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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You deserved it 7 545

Classy guy.

By This_girll - 20/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 369

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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noelasis94 18

Thursday 30 May 2013 9:23

Ah what a wonderful world.

BlackPhenom 9

Thursday 30 May 2013 9:25

What the hell. These two must think they're in a f***ing romance movie. FYL OP

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xALEXx_fml 15

Thursday 30 May 2013 9:31

It's alright, there's nicer men out there

Attica 20

Thursday 30 May 2013 9:32

Well, at least it wasn't your ten year wedding anniversary, I guess. I'm sorry, OP.

Jemm_fml 29

Thursday 30 May 2013 9:37

Wait... what? My mind is full of WTF.

omg36 7

Thursday 30 May 2013 17:49

So is mine after seeing your profile picture o.O

msbitz 10

Thursday 30 May 2013 9:39

That is so messed up and it seems as though they had this planned out.

mackdeezy 22

Thursday 30 May 2013 9:39

He wined you and dined you, but I doubt that's not what you had in mind when it came to being ******.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Thursday 30 May 2013 9:40

So he basically dined and ditched, broke up with you AND left you without transportation? That's gotta be a new asshole achievement.

mildredpierce 12

Thursday 30 May 2013 9:40

Sounds like they deserve each other. And you OP deserve better. I hope he paid the bill at least!

Bunny21 11

Thursday 30 May 2013 9:42

What a ******* asshole. Be strong OP, we're with you!!!

Binglebeee 16

Thursday 30 May 2013 9:45

And the 12 people who think YDI so far are idiotz, no-one deserves treatment like that. FYL indeed OP

Jharrist89 12

Thursday 30 May 2013 9:48

I'm positive they'll break up again... Just like the last time.. For the same reason!

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