By grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.

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Ambient25 24

Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...

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FinnTheHuman_Bmo 7

My response would've been hella different. "Yeah, I have some cookies, but they're for me. Gotta keep my butt this size somehow."

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jchiledred 12

I like big butts and I can not lie ....

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MythsNLegends 10

Big butts are the best inventions ever!

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hannahsnyder69 16

If anything the mom should post an FML, what a lack of integrity on her part.

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Isa_fml 20

Nothing wrong with a big butt! :) Sounds like that mother has some issues, though...

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Prisara 2

"Then why don't you ask your mommy???"

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mywtfmoments26 18

Logic that kid has it!

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french_canadien 17

I would have smacked that child. I hate bratty children. Their parents may think its cute but how cute is it to e disrepected by a 4 year old?

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Deserthoney 7

Sorry to hear that OP. At least you didnt have cookies and proved her wrong.

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