Miscellaneous: Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown"...

By UltraHoe69 - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

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By highschoolsucks - 05/10/2012 02:44 - United States

Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML

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You gotta learn

By duh - 27/01/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, I sang the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song with a class of thirty 20-somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 02:00

Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML

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By Will this stupid fad ever end? - 06/03/2013 11:51 - United States

Today, instead of actually teaching us something, our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

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Dirty dancing

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML

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By Angie - 24/03/2011 19:07 - South Africa

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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Alexa, play "Rockit" by Herbie Hancock

By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

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Friday 7 January 2011 1:34

That's terrible. Just terrible...

DocBastard 38

Friday 7 January 2011 1:51

KaySL, you ******* pussy!! Don't make me do this by myself, you yellow-bellied coward! *sigh* Fine... Goddammit, mistaked? Really? Are you 4? Does your mommy still wipe your tushy after you go potty? Because you sound like a toddler for ****'s sake.

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jamaymay92 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:26

That's awesome!!! Lol I love your gym class

ShakiraShakira 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:53

Eww miley cyrus

hayhay92 5

Thursday 27 October 2011 3:55

My gym teacher has us playing catch and throw volley ball and soccer

lsd_25 8

Monday 26 December 2011 6:20

that totally sucks, and it sucks even more that there are people here who like miley cyrus and this everyone should participate in this

gymnast18 0

Monday 27 February 2012 3:17

What school do you go to? Cause I had to do that too! Haha. It was unnecessarily stupid!

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:10

You can do it. There will be blood, sweat and tears, but it can be done. Good luck.

TheRealEllieSan 9

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:53

Our public education system hard at work FOurL

iwasborn_naked 14

Monday 19 August 2013 0:47

I had to do dancing at school too.. worst term of my life. T.T

rougeunicorn03 17

Saturday 21 September 2013 12:19

What the hell kind of school are you going to?!?!?!

lil_ham1644 29

Saturday 17 May 2014 2:06

Never heard of it. This is how I show I'm not a fan of something or someone. I ignore it. I didn't even know Kim kardashian had a baby til a couple if weeks ago. Seriously people, if you don't like someone, instead of ranting and arguing, just ignore it and eventually they won't be a big deal in the media anymore