By firecrotch - 04/06/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML
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FYLDeep 25

I've heard of people experiencing burning pain after spooning before.

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crytorazon 0

thank you for your diversity in comments ^

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jjhtown 0

u know he means peeing right???? thats y it burns

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CommonSenseMuch 0

you are the one full of bs, because incase you didn't know the priave areas have mucus glands similar to those in the mouth. Very different from other "outter layers of skin". Some people can be allergic to latex down there, but not anywhere else because of these mucus glands. Therefore, it makes perfect sense that it would burn her down there, but not burn her hands or fingers.

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gooseboy 0

Capsaicin, the active ingredient, is soluble in oil, fat, or butter.

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hottay7164 18

no still shouldnt burn you even if down there is sensitive ur fingers shouldnt touch when u wipe, unless you finger yourself and wipe at the same time..if you do ok then have fun

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RiffReaper 0

try habaneros. 45 minutes of scrubbing in the shower and it was still scorching.

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