By pizzafaceinc - 02/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML
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mama2b3 20

haha that's funny. I sleep through almost anything, but I think getting punched in the face might wake me.

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x805xUnknown 6

Maybe she punched you so hard you fell into a deeper sleep? Lol.

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some87 0

wow #3 is a b17ch and who gives a flying f

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CheeseBallWillie 0

dude she probably knocked you unconscious lol

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brucesgirl 0

I would have made a bet next person punched gets a sexual favor lol couldve been worse a kick in the nuts maybe? lol

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brucesgirl 0

strong woman to knock unconscious lol you got a good one op lol

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MetroidSlayer01 8

hahaha. Snicker is such a troll .XD Trolls are fun, though.

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JigglesMcThighs 0

if you think that's hot, just wait till you put a ring on her finger. wife-induced puncture wounds ftw!!

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jal10a 1

ur an idiot if ur so worried bout ppl grammar jus dont read it or go on FML at all yall take everything so serious and i dont give a f*** bout mine when im postin JUS a comment on FML

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