By danjoylovefun - 25/10/2010 00:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML
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Anaxes 5

You could give the fish to the cat and you could solve 2 problems.

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Elixa 0

I hope you ate the shit and then puked it into your cats mouth... that would teach it to grow some balls.

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Arsonnist 3

Why would you wake up and poop on the floor? That's what a bathroom is for. The rest is irrelevant.

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Elixa 0

smh.... op never once said that they, themselves, pooped on the floor. They "woke up to poop on the floor" meaning the cat shat, cuz it was scared shitless, literally, of the fish.

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VoodooGypsy 2

yeah but when you read the first part before 'and' it reads as if the OP woke up to shit on the floor.

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Arsonnist 3

Good 28. I understood the FML. Thanks for reiterating.

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ddlovatolover 23

#23, I think OP's cat pooped on OP's bedroom floor because it was too scared to leave her/his room to go to its litter box

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chrishansen 0

Piranhas are not meant to be kept as pets.

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Tweety122888 0

wow that's all I can say...

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adriandenee 0

your pussy is a pussy lol

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