By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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da_baddest_2011 0

wow not even urself can own up 2 ur expectations :)

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wazoolol123 7

so have any wet dreams last night(;

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Jay_jack 0

Wow tht had to of been the best moment if it was still on..

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wrgfml 0

My girlfriend does that a LOT! Congratulations, you are in tune with your sexuality. And hers.

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gigi03 5

Not even a vibrator can please you lol

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