By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Grimmerie 31

The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?

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HonestTruth 5

You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.

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badbadman187 1

What good is mining nose gold if you cannot share it with the townspeople?

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GotBrains 0

Still a better love story than Twilight.

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katcot99 11

Honestly, not quite.

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perdix 29

Who's booger was it? Hers, yours, that other dude's?

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DocBastard 38

Wait, guys want to come on girls' faces because it's hot (semen is partially mucus), but if a girl wants to put mucus on a guy's face, she's disgusting? Fascinating.

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kkjkidonthate 4

(you said come on also pretend this is part of my last comment.)

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DocBastard 38

Kkjkid - You may spell it that way if you wish. I prefer to spell it properly.

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llamafish 25

Because apparently it's more disgusting when it comes from a nose than when it comes from a penis...

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Jaoriprilj 17

It's disgusting because he woke up to her putting it on his lip. If a guy did the same using semen, he'd be labeled a rapist or something.

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