By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
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null_fml 11

Context is important, so don't jump to conclusions. Maybe he was texting a friend who doesn't like you, and lied about intending to break up with you to get said friend off his back. Maybe a friend stole his phone while he was passed out or something and tried to prank you with that text. Not saying it's likely... just saying, don't jump in and do something you might regret.

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whatsisface 0

Text him back saying, "I do now, retard." Or just break up with him before he can.

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TallMist 32

YEAH! How DARE he leave a relationship he doesn't feel is working anymore! He should stay with his girlfriend, even if he's unhappy with the relationship! Only the woman can break up with him, not the other way around! And if you couldn't tell, that was all sarcasm.

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racerapj 10

Just text back "She Knows Now >:(", Then Leave him Shock an Awe

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jmeg_fml 0

well, excellent timing! now you can dump him first. or try to prevent it, if you're not a coldhearted bitch like me lol.

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PianoRocknRoll 0

Text him back- "Dude, is this your way of telling me you know I've been cheating?"

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cheeringxxchick 0

#45 love it.

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simsession 0

He did it on purpose. Act like you never got it and you're madly in love and make the bastard grow some balls and tell you in person

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kemar7856 0

there should be a text msg fml section

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