Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded...

By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML

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Oh, hai!

By Anonymous - 25/05/2020 20:00

Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML

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Great planning

By TheBaconater - 03/02/2013 16:22 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I woke up to a voicemail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML

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Black balled

By Don't complain about good fortune - 20/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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By innocent - 19/04/2017 00:00

Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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Rumour has it

By ShanghaiSam - 17/05/2017 04:00 - China - Shanghai

Today, I found out half of the staff at work have been spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my boss. The other half are spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my subordinate. In reality, every night I go home to an apartment so empty that I don't even have condiments, to sleep alone. FML

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DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:07

Damn, what an insecure bitch. Also I love how she confronts you first instead of her husband.

badbunny 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:03

Just tell her you're a cross dressing man.

Comments

Raiderwrstler65 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 14:50

you're such a *****

marc_with_a_c 3

Tuesday 17 November 2009 15:35

Wow that woman has issues.. o.O

notime2wait 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 17:10

FYL .. . but that's pretty hilarious =) lol

jillz 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 17:54

Perhaps someone at your work is jealous of you and told her all that stuff. Start watching your co-workers closely and pay the guilty one back. Something so vindictive...I hate to say it, but it sounds like something a female would do. Watch the other girls especially. It's not your fault if you're hot AND a virgin and the other girls can't handle it. FY day but F their Lives.

pepolshet 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 18:08

YDI For face-raping your boss.

whataloadofbull 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 19:36

you must be one hot chick

crizpy7 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:24

I agree with capitalizing on it and blackmailing him to leverage yourself with human resources as a hostile work environment and defamation of character...make Christmas come early this year ;)

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 3:39

Number 52 is an idiot and needs to grow a pair of boobies.

ashamanccs 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 4:47

If I were in your shoes, I'd be paying a visit to Human Resources. What your boss's wife has done has the potential to create a hostile work environment for you, and the sooner you get it on the record the safer you are. I'm not all about lawsuits or blackmail, but IF something should happen to you because of this, you need to have the facts in your corner when it goes to court. disclaimer: IANAL, and don't pretend to be. If you have legal questions, please consult a licensed employment attorney in your state.

teiso_fml 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 5:50

You don't really know who is to blame when you don't know why the wife started thinking that. It could be a case of mistaken identity. It could be that she's an insecure, jealous crazy woman who makes wild assumptions. It could be that your boss has a crush on you. It could be that your boss is a liar. It could be that one of your colleagues is spreading malicious and untrue rumours. It could be that you have a double out there pretending to be you. I wouldn't automatically blame your boss, but definately bring it up with him, or with someone, and get the whole thing cleared up, cos you don't deserve that kind of abuse if it's not true.