Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my...

By emperor - 21/07/2009 05:38 - Bangladesh

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2022 06:00 - Germany - Moormerland

Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 17:03

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 22:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 00:05 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML

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By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 03:30

Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, after my dad insisted that the trash go out last night, even though I always take it out in the morning because of the stray dog problem in our neighborhood, I took it anyway to appease him. He woke me up banging on my door and screaming because the strays had thrown the trash all over the road in the night, and he blames me. FML

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By Username - 04/04/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML

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By Crippled - 27/12/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML

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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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RitzyHoke 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:07

Your dad ROCKS. Period.

lottofee 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:04

muhaha i love your dad!

Comments

Ryan_the_Great 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:34

Awesome dad, and be thankful it wasn't a rat trap. Those can break fingers, hehe.

cabbage2689 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:54

that was the funiest fml tonight!

spoo 24

Wednesday 22 July 2009 18:25

problem solved, right?

your_mother 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 22:03

so fake

dripinwet 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 0:33

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll so funny... I need to try that with my 17 year old~~

MrIrish20 1

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:18

Your dad is awesome

xxlillyxx 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:16

To whom it may concern, Believe it or not I actually do have quite a good grasp on spelling, grammar, and the English language. The comment I typed before was typed in a hurry and was not expected to be brutally scorned for its mistakes. I am sorry if I came off as illiterate or just plain unintelligent. I do not appreciate people that know nothing about me assuming that I "...clearly know **** all about spelling." Also I for one do not have a Facebook and spend plenty of time in the library. So with that I hope that you at least try to understand that not everyone can be as perfect as you.

xxlillyxx 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:38

To: avoidthegirl You now have proof that I can spell correctly. I hope you are satisfyed. i also hope thiz givz u a fuking hed ack u fukin **** azz pece ov shit!!!!!!!!!! Oh, sorry i should have said "I also hope that this gives you a ******* head ache you ******* ****-ass piece of shit!" n jtlyk I DONT GIV 2 SHITZ BOUT WAT U THINK!!!!!!!!! G O **** YOUR MOM YOU FUCKN *****!!!!!!!!