Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually,...

By nerdygirl101 - 13/03/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

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By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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By myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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Saturday 13 March 2010 12:02

Ohhh that's bad I would be totally freaked out. Maybe you should also think about what caused the sleepwalking and do something about that. The most common causes are stress and alcohol abuse.

maskedman 9

Saturday 13 March 2010 13:19

It's a good thing you're a woman. If you were a man you'd be registering as a sex offender right now. Then it wouldn't matter where you move.

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KnioBerry 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:41

That would be way awkward to open your door in the middle of the night to see a naked woman at my doorstep. Well, for a guy it wouldn't be, but you're really lucky you didn't go to some guys door and he asked what you wanted and you said, "To get into bed,", thinking it was your own house. o.e YO ASS COULDA GOT RAPED :P

sc95060sc 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:50

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stechly21 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 0:44

I wish I could have seen that one

amymarie13 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:04

by " that time " what are you referring to

brnybrwn 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:22

u made my day! I would soooo do something like that!

Gabbiegummies 4

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:45

wow I'm sure ur neighbor just loved seeing you in her room nakedstealin her pajamas in the middle of the night

blastvortex 3

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:48

Now just how much did you have to drink the night before? *eyeroll* BTW, you wouldn't have had the other problem if you didn't sleep naked; you only brought that part on yourself.

Newno 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 3:55

That sucks. Happened to me before too when i was young. But i wasn't naked and no one noticed me.

DrLemon 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:11

DrLemon 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:13

I sleep walk. I have had conversations with family members, walked around, cried, walked down stairs, opened doors and such.. except I never remember, my family basically tells me.

DrLemon 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:15

you actually have a lot of control. when you sleep walk it's basically like being contious but you are reacting to what's in your head (like a dream) and not to other people. for example, I was crying and telling my mom some nonsense (I could not remember it happened) and even though I was having a conversation with her, and my eyes were open, I was reacting to what was happening to my dream and she was just a voice. at least, that's what's with me.