By CK95 - 01/01/2015 23:02 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
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LostInTheZone11 29

You owe your girlfriend a nice night on the town.

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lestethegreat 10

Bwhahaha!! I made my own funeral plans last week when I tried pot cookies for the first time. Unfortunate for me, the unicorn has escaped :( Don't feel bad OP, my ex passed out in the tub the night of his stag. I just covered him with a blanket & let him be.

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123765 18

Have a laugh about it. You also have a girlfriend that cares about you alot

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i_needa_username 17

You have a nice girlfriend; and now you have a planned funeral!!

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BobOsso_fml 8

Sounds like the work of an amateur. Learn how to hold your alcohol better.

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Lalala579121 27

I don't really see how this is an FML. You had a great party, you have a caring girlfriend, and you have a story to tell in the future. And you apparently forgot all the parts where you were actually feeling bad.

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XxsabathxX 12

My boyfriend got the same way in Christmas. He kept saying he was cold and asked if he was dying.

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earljonez 22

goin wild for the night **** being polite

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nreed32 20

I wish I had a girlfriend like that. I also wish I had a girlfriend :/

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