Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find...

By Tibblesthepengwin - 14/02/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

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By Oja1 - 16/12/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

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HALLO?

By BrilsmurfO_O - 06/04/2009 14:12 - Netherlands

Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML

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By Yasha cohen - 30/11/2020 11:01

Today, right after preparing a gourmet plate of dry-aged steak with freshly cooked mashed potatoes, I stepped on my son's Lego and dropped my plate. I stood there for 5 minutes, crying. FML

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By RaceCar - 12/02/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

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Baby steps

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2018 12:00

Today, I came home to find my entire action figure collection was gone. My parents told me I am too old for toys, so they opened all of the packages and donated them to Goodwill. I had an original Boba Fett, and my entire collection was worth more than twenty thousand dollars. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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Thrice the pain

By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 02:00

Today, I stepped on not one, not two, but three Legos, all on different occasions throughout the day. FML

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Ouch

By Annalise - 16/12/2022 19:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 14/12/2022 18:00

Today, I was pretending to be a mom with my friends, and I was joking how I bought them candy and that it cost me an arm and a leg, only to realize that the cashier only had one arm. FML

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orbiter6467 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:39

that was you?

Leelee93 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:43

LEGGGGO Ftw :) Never too old for them :D

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ririmart1213 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:45

mlia worthy

101Alex101 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:47

18 years of age is the legal age for adulthood, so basicly an adult is crying over legos'. I'm 13 and never even had a Lego set.

Intellectualist 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:55

you are 13, GTFO the internets and paly with some sticks and mud, since you are deprived and don't have lego. Smart arsed kid.

deadsrs 0

Monday 15 February 2010 3:17

lmao Laura jeeze.... destroy the poor pre-pubecent kids soul while you're at it harharhar

chikiitaaa 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:49

here is a thought. go to ANOTHER store and see if they have them there. :)

renee_1992 3

Monday 15 February 2010 0:52

what is "op"

Trixies100 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:53

op is origanil poster

chikiitaaa 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:54

y aren't the numbers in order!! bahh I don't get it. :(

samantha_durano 6

Monday 15 February 2010 0:54

number 81: it means original poster, i learned this like two days ago haha. and **** yes i love legos! not an fml.

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Monday 15 February 2010 1:02

lmao! I love Lego but I would never cry over it... Mega blocks is way better anyways. Hahaha

fuckyouasshole66 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:02

grow the **** up

marquisallover 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:04

im 18 i loved legos and i still do but seriously it is not worth going into an emotional tirade over there are worser issues than legos trust me.

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