Kids: Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By tatortot7707 - 13/01/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

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By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

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chicosmile 4

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:36

What a little brat.

helpfulwhale 12

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:38

Then leave him there and see how long it takes for him to realize that his prank isn't the best idea when he can't get home.

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UsernameTaken14 18

Tuesday 26 November 2013 20:40

He's a little asshole isn't he?!

vandeele 8

Tuesday 26 November 2013 22:47

That little shit.. Well-played.

BrittNic0le 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:57

It will be sweet revenge when one day the cops are standing at your door and ask "Do you know this boy?"

kiaora_fml 11

Wednesday 27 November 2013 1:17

Just leave him there, and when the other boys parents complain about not picking him up just say "his brother went to pick him up but you believed his lie that he didn't know him"

whyisitincapital 25

Wednesday 27 November 2013 7:15

It would've been even more hilarious if it was a twin brother instead.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Wednesday 27 November 2013 9:14

Wouldn't OP have a driver's license from having to pick up his brother that he could use to prove his identity with?

kitten1323 19

Thursday 28 November 2013 11:01

That doesn't prove he knows his brother. I have a drivers license, so I could go to the house and prove I'm his sister? No

sydstoomuch 19

Wednesday 27 November 2013 10:23

Lmao, I feel bad for you OP, but y'all need to lighten up Geez

143amandaott 10

Sunday 1 December 2013 6:27

That sucks! But I would be like ok whatever and just leave!!

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 3 December 2013 5:30

I will say the parents of the friend did the right thing. That said,OP, your little brother is a brat, and I hope you just left him there and let him find his own way home. I also hope you told your parents about the little bratling's stunt so you don't get into too much trouble. Perhaps next time your parents should let the friend's parents know that you're picking him up so they know when the little brat is having a tantrum.