By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
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tigercoon 12

Ugh, let him feed his own sorry ass. He's not worth the 2 chicks and free breakfast :s

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Moshpoint0 0

Get a pack of angry timberwolves and put them in his apartment. Some mean hounds will do the trick.

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Jimboom 11

Not if they have the Ipod lightsaber app. Then all you will do is supply her with a nice new wolfskin kelt. ;-)

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onechop 0

Have a wild threesome involving jelly and some sex toys, that will show the little rascal

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happily_married0 0

I would have gone to jail...

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aarmy 0

Your 'boyfriend' would have been like. "Oh shit."

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Trickyklown 0

Just like that other FML when he found out he was a father because of the baby stuff he got in the mail! All his gf could say was surprise!

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sourgirl101 28

So what's for breakfast now that you have extra!?

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nmyybandteex3 0

hm...well...give him an even better gift...threesome! :). most of every mans dreams...tehee.

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RGHTre 0

Umm... I was reading your shirt... the plaid one...

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phatdaddy 0

Is that the same lame poem from your other post? You need help, kid.

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meneedlove 0

Lol sorry OP. I would have kicked the bitch and the "bitcher" :P

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lewser 0

beat his cheating ass (:

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