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By robincakes94 - 29/11/2011 12:42 - United States

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 07:42 - United States

Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 21:02 - United States

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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Got talent?

By sorrygrandma - 01/02/2012 03:34 - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 10:15 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML

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By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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Carbonation 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 15:53

This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.

m0tl3ycru3 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:23

*puts large boulder over hole*

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wonderboy200 8

Tuesday 29 November 2011 20:47

Must have a horrible voice!!

lionlvr 9

Tuesday 29 November 2011 20:33

And why did they all just have bananas they can throw?

G97Alex 21

Tuesday 29 November 2011 23:56

Just in case.

Eenonymous 1

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:09

Haha, that's what happens when you sing Christmas carols in November. I mean I Iove Christmas but do we really need 6 weeks of the same songs playing over and over again? Plus it steals Thanksgivings thunder. Even the elderly get it.

DioMaledica 14

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:10

You should've known better!

BibzIzBack 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:20

Well that was completely uncalled for.....

iDaniel525 8

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:18

THIS IS MADNESS!!!!....no, this....is....BANANAS!!!!

jjurox101 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:53

Not even December yet.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:59

You should've just lip sync like Ashley Simpson.

zebrasarecool99 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:53

Old people are hilarious!

bluebeau7 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 22:02

Throw your banana at them. And by banana I mean penis.

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