Kids, Shopping, Parents and Dad jokes: Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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You deserved it 5 212

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By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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You deserved it 8 095

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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You deserved it 117

By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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You deserved it 1 702

By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

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You deserved it 2 789

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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You deserved it 26 482

Back to square one

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML

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You deserved it 7 724

SunshineBoy21 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:42

This is not an FML honey, we thought we lost you and feared the worst. You may be 36 but, you'll always be our baby! We love you!

surferchick96 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:02

i cant think of anything else to say.... penis. who said that???

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iheartglasses 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:14

Haha aw :) At least the loud speaker didn't announce your age with your name. Its only embarrassing to you because you know youre not a child. No one else knew any different. Still made for a funny story hehe

jansdo 1

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:35

someone 36 should be responsible enough to keep their phone charged up. Live with the consequences.

LowLives 9

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:38

lucky you if I got seperated from my mom at the store she wouldn't care

Troll45 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:40

y say banana when u can say apple

gigilvrs6 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:42

Now, young man, you know you should NEVER, no matter what age, wander off from your parents. You hear?

youtub 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 12:28

are u seriously on the left of ur pic

AAShah 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:51

I bet you still leave with them.

AAShah 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:53

*Live

jtini001 4

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:55

don't lie, you were scared!

young_moneyy 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:00

unlucky OP!

WhiiT3TiGeR 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:08

Buy an air pump and blow that battery back up !

pennies_lane 6

Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:40

I'm just picturing an old lady running round the shop all distraught, wailing "have you seen my son? oh my poor baby, he's miiiiissing!" and then the looks on the faces of the staff when a 36 year old man strolls up, and gets in trouble for wandering off! haha oh the things that amuse me! :p