By sandyhome - 11/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML
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DocBastard 38

Anyone who says "threesome" is an idiot. There, I said it.

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ramboman19 8

that must've sucked. :/

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amh721 0

Eh, move on. She sounds white trash anyway. You can do better than a dumb ***** like that.

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Got_any_grapes1 4

because thats obviously what she is...?

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Got_any_grapes1 4

Well she could be a 50% chance of a *****, there is a possibility shes a form of morman, or however you spell it.

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yuggi1 11

Don't Mormons believe in bigomy (multimarriages)? Excuse me if I spelled that wrong.

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ILoveEggnog 7

No. They outlawed that a long time ago.

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harmonicsoul 3

Polygamy, rather. And not all Mormans do. This girl probably just wanted a guy on the side to help support her habit.

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cldean24 4

Fundamentalist Mormons sometimes practice polygamy. As do other fundamentalist Christians. And yes, Latter Day Saints, aka Mormons, are Christians, just a different branch that is less common than others (aside from Utah).

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hollywood899 0

heyy ure cutee

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shift_love 13

ydi for dating an alcoholic. maybe you shoulda talked to her boy friend to see if he was into doing the wobbly h with y'all lmao

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HeavyMetalViking 0

She drank a gallon and a half of beer? Damn her belly must have been huge.

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cptmorgan15 2

People measure alchohol by the gallon? Anyways, that's a shitload of beer.

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anakaren_831 1

How was it when you handed his drunk girlfriend over? I'm guessing awkward.

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adh123 3

~16 beers in 2 hours, did she bring her own funnel??

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robyn2222 0

I'd count that as two dates: your first and your last.

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yuggi1 11

Good riddance! I say, she's a two-timing fox.

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