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By CUCKOO - 26/10/2013 21:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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The dead art of the PUA

By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 22:00

Today, I went on a blind date. She seemed really nervous, so I tried negging to loosen her up. She decked me. FML

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By clairebear104 - 19/09/2014 03:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

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By HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE - 09/12/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom - Dagenham

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By B-Ry - 25/11/2017 01:30

Today, I had a date with a girl. The chemistry was just right and she seemed perfect in every way until she staunchly insisted that the earth is flat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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Lost in translation

By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 00:00

Today, I arranged a date with a girl online I really get along with, because frankly we both have a filthy sense of humour and love sexting. At the date, it turns out she’s deaf, which is not a problem, but she brought her sister as an interpreter. Without our usual conversation, it was just painfully awkward. FML

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mrlaidback992 5

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:21

Tell her that someone who says lol and rofl out loud messes with your spiritual energy!

Ytram_fml 10

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:26

Well, it will be easier to follow the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule with this one.

Comments

Incitus 9

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:31

Don't let your desire for sex ruin what could be a perfect relationship, but feel free to never call her for her using "lol" in conversation.

184886837272837 32

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:09

I'm sorry, this may be perceived as a shallow comment from a horny guy, but I'd have a hard time committing to a serious relationship if I knew that we'd never ever have sex. Orgasms are healthy and my right hand can only get me so far. Also it's fairly well accepted that better sex means a better relationship and no sex at all would probably drive me crazy.

luckylucas26 9

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:51

Bullshit.

Incitus 9

Sunday 27 October 2013 3:37

I was just trying to set up a joke, #37. I honestly believe the same as you and probably half the people who clicked Your Life Sucks. I will be sure not to express false opinions in the future. This has been a learning experience.

184886837272837 32

Sunday 27 October 2013 5:04

Alright then :) glad I wasn't a dick about it then :)

Nyx_fml 23

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:34

Hearing "rofl" pronounced like that must sound very weird. Maybe she's just trying to make you laugh.

pwnman 33

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:39

I think she might've said it as: 1. Ruffle 2. R-O-F-L

JustASmallTownBo_fml 7

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:03

I've always heard it pronounced like Rawful

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:15

It's a little Ruffle there will be no Lays.

blurose 6

Sunday 27 October 2013 5:09

Sounds like a vomit sound if you ask me. Not very lady like.

kyu_Q 19

Sunday 27 October 2013 20:07

regardless of how it was said using rotfl in a face to face conversation is dumb. like someone else said, run away OP

olpally 32

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:36

She's a nut bar. Wow,

pwnman 33

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:37

Just think that if you dated her in the future, you won't have any "spiritual energy".

kumarina 35

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:39

Yeah just with the sex part, is enough to leave

perdix 29

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:39

Tell her, "OMG, I have to have sex because YOLO." Then, tell her WOOTC (walking out on the check.)

Cazz91 21

Sunday 27 October 2013 3:19

Perdix... Why were you never around when I needed your advice the most? That is brilliant. To bad I didn't have those ideas to use in order to run away from my own crazy dates. :P

buckdharma 36

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:43

Tell her you're very spiritual too and would like to show her your third eye.

MasqueradePrince 25

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:09

"Oh my that's the strangest eye I have ever seen"

naomikittyix 3

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:51

I'm sorry dude

caden_bro 9

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:55

Some people seem great, but as you get to know 'Em they're a little crazy. We've all got our special kind of crazy, you just have to find someone that's the same kind!