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By PrincessPromotion - 26/07/2014 16:29 - United States - Havertown

Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

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By Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 5 107

By pocahontas - 26/10/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML

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You deserved it 6 934

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 12:40 - Australia

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

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You deserved it 15 926

By bakergirl - 16/11/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By lazydude - 17/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML

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I hate this job

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML

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You deserved it 8 547

By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML

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By elsatheannoyed - 12/11/2014 04:34 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML

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You deserved it 4 539

By notsohappilyeverafter - 26/11/2011 21:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

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You deserved it 3 760

By Lizzie - 30/05/2013 22:32 - United States - Rockford

Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML

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You deserved it 53 310

ElricMustang 23

Saturday 26 July 2014 22:46

I was going to say "Nothing wrong with that; sounds fun!" and then I saw that you're male... Good luck, OP!

Agax 12

Saturday 26 July 2014 22:46

I don't understand why there are so many people obsessing over one movie that came out 8 months ago.

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Millen_fml 5

Sunday 27 July 2014 4:39

All you can do is rock that shit man!

Streetstock01 3

Sunday 27 July 2014 4:43

Do you work at barns and Noble?

Sketchcook 1

Sunday 27 July 2014 4:43

So what? You're getting paid right? Put the damn dress on and own the moment.

zZLightZz 13

Sunday 27 July 2014 4:49

okay and? have a problem with doing your JOB!!!?

brand125 17

Sunday 27 July 2014 15:42

that isnt their normal job that they applied and was hired for.......

ShieldGirl23 4

Sunday 27 July 2014 4:55

Sounds like fun to me

rebeltw 15

Sunday 27 July 2014 5:21

let it goooo

mattrd_fml 31

Sunday 27 July 2014 5:26

There is not more than one princess in Frozen. Elsa is a QUEEN!

slipstreak 10

Sunday 27 July 2014 5:27

Just let it go.

JustFMLME 7

Sunday 27 July 2014 5:35

I'd love wearing a princess suit even if I'm a guy. It's called being FABULOUS

PurelyCanadian 18

Sunday 27 July 2014 5:43

The cold never bothered you anyways.

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