Kids: Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl...

By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 21:01 - United States

Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML

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By Loola - 21/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 04:59 - Canada

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

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By ww2freak - 14/06/2012 01:17 - United States - Centreville

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

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forthepainx3 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:35

and of course 5 out of 6 of the first comments have something to do with the word shit.

_streets_ 19

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:35

Well when you gotta go, you gotta go.

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iMagzzzy 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:46

Bad Santa

5upernova 3

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:58

I hope you still stayed professional and did not flip out on the kid!

HoboSmeller 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:06

I used to be a Santa, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

carmen8D 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:18

You shouldn't have been pretending to be santa!!

IhateMahLife16 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:23

Damn kids.....

smile4thebest 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:42

You scared the shit out of her!

cmack11 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:47

You mean there's no Santa? :(

tootsie68 22

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:01

what happened after she shitted on him??

Wolvy_fml 3

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:05

UNLEASH THE PUNS!

kaittt123 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:09

Wait.. Aren't the santa's at the mall real?

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