Miscellaneous: Today, I was woken up by the massive earthquake in Samoa. I went...

By greeenbean - 02/10/2009 10:41 - Samoa

Today, I was woken up by the massive earthquake in Samoa. I went downstairs to discover that all the hotel staff had fled and abandoned the hotel guests. I was left to run up to higher ground on foot. It was a three hour hike. By the time I got to a safe spot, the tsunami warning was lifted. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, the workplace evacuation bell sounded. Out of panic after the recent earthquake, I ran down 21 flights of stairs, only to find out it was a false alarm. My legs are on fire, and I can barely walk. FML

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By Alberto - 07/10/2022 10:30

Today, I had to wake up my mother as the earthquake alarm rang in my country. This is the second quake in less than a week. FML

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By Nighty-nitrogen - 10/05/2016 00:07 - United States - Hollywood

Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

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By tired - 16/01/2013 19:02 - United States - Boston

Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML

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By runner - 14/11/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, I went for a run in a new pair of shoes that left me with huge blisters. As I finished cleaning them up so they could heal, I limped to my bed to take a nap. I was woken by the fire alarm. My building was having a drill and we couldn't use the elevators. I live on the 9th floor. FML

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By YoshiSqu4d - 03/07/2019 14:01

Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML

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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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By Derek - 28/05/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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aback 4

Friday 2 October 2009 16:14

Glad you're okay!

El_Oh_El 0

Friday 2 October 2009 16:21

Well, on the bright side, you still got a life to **** around with...

Comments

Matt_Nicholas 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 15:23

How is this an FML? You reached safety, and you say FML??? You make no sense. Be happy that you weren't seriously injured, or even died.

dame_peters 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:07

Dude really?? people died your a ******* idoit

sab793 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:14

I actually cannot believe I am reading this, you're actually complaining that you had to hike a hill? Do you realise how many people JUST LIKE YOU died ? You are a dud human, and I have one word for you: karma.

onemilliontacos 0

Monday 5 October 2009 6:07

this might be "entertaining" in like a month, but with 1100 dead and the toll tipped to hit 3000, thousands more still missing and entire villages literally washed away, excuse me if I don't cry my eyes out for your devastating plight. besides, you don't seem too broken up about it, posting on a site like "fml" (no offence fml) the same day. give me a break

Yyz 0

Monday 5 October 2009 14:51

at least you are alive. and onemilliontacos, lighten up esse.

onemilliontacos 0

Monday 5 October 2009 15:05

hey i'm fine, compared to some of the other posts here my answer is pretty chilled out

Phinehas 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 23:38

That's what you get for betraying your own people and travelling to foreign shit-holes.

PistenDeer 0

Friday 29 October 2010 15:50

Goddamn idiot. For example. You are Russian and you go to the USA FOR VACATION (TO REST, YOU DUMBFUCK) or the other way. HOW IS THAT BETRAYING?! You asshole racist.

saunder 0

Friday 9 October 2009 11:36

be happy there was no tsunami.. 0_O today i woke up and drowned immediately cuz i was in the middle of a tsunami. fml

saunder 0

Friday 9 October 2009 11:38

u r fuxxing sick in ur head!

Amira_rox 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 8:42

#123 WHAT THE HECK?!? Its called 'tourisim' and it is a vital part of stimulating not only the economy of poorer countrys such as Samoa but the world economy. How is travelling on holiday to Samoa betraying your people?