Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman...

By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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You deserved it 3 639

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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By cassidy_smith12 - 24/08/2013 14:55 - United States - Medina

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

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It's not what you think

By gooddeedgonebad - 26/05/2013 09:19 - Australia - Upper Swan

Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML

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You deserved it 3 233

By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 2 575

By alex - 14/03/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

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By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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You deserved it 7 695

By alo1434 - 23/06/2011 08:54 - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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You deserved it 151

By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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KnifeStuff 8

Saturday 27 April 2013 16:09

Assholes, assholes everywhere

GuessWhatKids 13

Saturday 27 April 2013 16:12

Don't be fooled, they're a tag team. This is how they make their money.

Comments

Kyle_Kawi27 7

Saturday 27 April 2013 20:27

The exact reason I carry a pistol.

thatisaWIN 5

Saturday 27 April 2013 21:22

What....? OP is a girl..

simoncat 11

Saturday 27 April 2013 21:45

Call the police...on yourself...sorta.

Mossears133 15

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:14

I've read this 5 times now and I still can't figure out what the **** it says

CalamityJane2 5

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:41

Couldn't you have shown them a liscense or other idenfication from your purse?

OverBlossomed 21

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:43

And this is why I'm glad to live in a country that allows us to own guns.

tiarnatargaryen 23

Sunday 28 April 2013 0:20

Can't imagine that would be very helpful if it was in your bag.

VaporeonSpleen 8

Sunday 28 April 2013 2:33

What? You would have shot them? That would have definitely helped you look less like a mugger...

OverBlossomed 21

Sunday 28 April 2013 2:44

I would've shot the guy who tackled me. To #68: I would've kept the gun on my waist, not in my purse.

VaporeonSpleen 8

Sunday 28 April 2013 12:51

:) You make me glad I don't live in your country. I think if you shot the guy, then you would have a lot more to worry about than a stolen purse. Life isn't like some action film where everyone would applaud you for shooting the "bad guy."

OverBlossomed 21

Sunday 28 April 2013 17:06

I wouldn't want applause. I would want my ******* purse. If someone steals from me, I think I have every right to hurt them and if they die, too bad. They shouldn't have stolen it. Unless you're a thief, don't worry about it. If you are, well, I can see why it would bother you.