By -_- - 29/03/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
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perdix 29

The good news is that in a few months, you'll have a litter of baby-puppies.

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DocBastard 38

Was this great Dane Beowulf or Hamlet?

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dangousity 21

ask for the pictures to be texted over and then go to small claims

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saturnsonic 3

you mean to tell me you couldnt stop the dog from doing that? you are either a wuss or you like getting doggie humped...lol

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bluebird5679 3

I guess Rover took over haha

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serioushamster 0

u are officially more attractive to a dog than ur girl

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stubblez 0

I feel your pain. A few years ago I went swimming with my family, and I was lounging in a shallow part of the river. I came up for air to find my uncle's dog's dick about two inches from my mouth. I was f***ing terrified.

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kerboai 3

Lol!!! Bet thats the most action uve got in a LONG time!

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jacobootss420 0

I have been in the same boat but with a golden retever and my friends say there and watched and video taped the whole thing . Now I'm terrified of them

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Ugi 26

It must be hell being terrified of your friends - you should find some new ones.

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PhishloverA 14

The owner of the great Dane will be posting that on Facebook. Still sad no one helped you while being raped especially your gf

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