Animals: Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl...

By jamblasticus - 09/05/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML

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By Rizma - 27/11/2014 15:12 - France - Grâces

Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear fit, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just as a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML

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By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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By lyinginbed - 04/06/2016 19:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML

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By WTFLY - 23/03/2013 08:17 - United States - Hilo

Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML

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Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying 2 minutes of my life. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By uggo - 29/03/2011 17:12 - United States

Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2014 02:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 10:17

**** blocked by a fly. That's just unlucky.

Thassodar 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:24

#1 is just one of those people who put YDI for anything, including, but not excluded to: The earth blew up. I missed my date. FML. YDI for living on earth. My arm got cut off by a alien space lazer. FML. YDI for having a arm. My mom died because my dad hacked her into 17 pieces and ate her. YDI for not spotting your psycho dad. I'm a guy who likes women. Women don't like me because I have no left ear. FML. YDI for being born. The list goes on. In this case, though, YDI for having a huge nose.

Comments

shaPOW 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:11

I thought for sure this would be another "I tried to impress this girl and did something stupid in front of her" FML, but that's just bad luck. Better luck next time!

Daysgoby 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:16

I AM SICK of these motherf***ing other perspective FML's on this motherf***ing site!

lnf9ohfour 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:20

dude forget the girl FYL just for the fly, thats nastyy !

Bumlove89 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:54

YDI for having a nose! LOL great comment #5.

hayride1987 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:55

honestly that is one of the nastiest things iv ever heard....

awkwardass 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:05

#36 It still doesn't beat the one about the girl who bit into her boyfriend's pimple and had it burst inside her mouth. =]

blapimp182 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:18

Ugh. I hate reverse FMLs!!

save_me_08 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:49

lmao @27 yea dude, that is gross. I give you both. YDI for picking your nose in front of her...even if she'd seen the fly go up your nose, bad idea. FYL for having a fly lodge itself in your nose. That just sounds uncomfortable...

Erinx3 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:52

Lmfaoooo @ 26 and 5. So true. That's.. Disgusting, seriously. FYL for having a fly up your nose. And that's just about the only way you coulda gotten it out. Ewh.