Transportation: Today, I was waiting at a stop light in the left turn lane, when... - FML

By StephLo - 18/08/2014 21:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting at a stop light in the left turn lane, when a homeless guy on the sidewalk walked up to my car with a, "Bet you can't hit me with a quarter" sign. The lady on my right decided to throw a quarter at him, but it missed and hit my windshield. She yelled, "Oh fuck!" and drove away. FML

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StephLo_fml 3

Tuesday 19 August 2014 23:10

No windshield damage that I could see, just sort of startling that she would throw a coin two lanes away during heavy traffic -___-

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sarkaar 30

Tuesday 19 August 2014 9:12

If you are sadistic enough OP, you could find the lady and have her drawn and quartered.

Ramanella 26

Tuesday 19 August 2014 9:13

By the sounds of it, it seems like she damaged your windshield. I hope that's not the case though. But I have to admit that is a clever sign, I now know what to do if I ever become homeless.

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LadySadness 13

Sunday 5 October 2014 22:57

Clever man.

tuxedoandex 28

Monday 24 November 2014 6:51

Smartest homeless man ever

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