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By Anonymous - 07/04/2013 04:07 - United States - Carrollton

Today, I was very worried about my girlfriend of two years. She has recently moved into her apartment, and I hadn't heard from her for four days. Don't worry, though, she's fine. According to her mother's Facebook, she moved in with her old boyfriend. FML

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By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 26/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML

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By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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By mook05 - 21/10/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 6 months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML

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By MonsterInLaw - 08/06/2013 23:26 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML

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Creeper

By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

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Boot him out

By Anonymous - 02/08/2023 13:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, the love of my life has moved a new girl into our house. Seeing him with her is agony. When they met, he told me I had nothing to worry about. Three hours after he'd said he wanted to get back together, she called him from a new permanent phone number, and now he acts like us getting back together never happened. FML

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I'm outta here

By VHgolf1989 - 01/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML

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Think before you move

By Anonymous - 29/12/2023 23:00 - United States - Waverly

Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML

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Lost

By Icy - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on MSN when her roommate answered, "Sorry, this isn't Marie, she's at her boyfriend’s." Really? I've looked everywhere in my apartment, and I can’t find her. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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Samuraiguy 8

Sunday 7 April 2013 11:53

What a bitch, u should tell the boyfriend she left u with an std or something

Coeliacchic93 21

Sunday 7 April 2013 11:56

That's horrible! You'd think a two year relationship would actually mean something to someone. How could she not show any respect to you like that. OP your better off without her but sorry she was so heartless.

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onorexveritas 23

Sunday 7 April 2013 18:11

im sure he'll take good care of her

Jacksparrow72 21

Sunday 7 April 2013 18:22

Ruin her on Facebook.

vbmg152 18

Sunday 7 April 2013 18:26

Don't worry as soon as he starts treating her poorly, she'll call you with some lame story! Then you can tell her "it's too little to late".

hulkhells 3

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:46

what a fucken bitch... very similar thing happened to me except me, i was in army bootcamp and i came back my girlfriend moved in with an ex.... bitches everywhere man...

Bunny21 11

Monday 8 April 2013 9:07

Sorry about that, this really got to me because soon my bf will be leaving for marine bootcamp and I would never even think about leaving him. I hope you find someone truly worthy of you.

ardencred 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:46

Don't be a scrub OP: I don't want no scrub, A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me, Hanging out the passenger side, Of his best friends ride, Trying to hollar at me. ♪ ♫ ♩

xmaximusx 12

Sunday 7 April 2013 20:09

C.U.N.T

Megan639 16

Sunday 7 April 2013 20:28

Oh wow. Just move on, don't give her the satisfaction of standing there stupified

CanadianCutie22 16

Sunday 7 April 2013 20:31

good ol' Facebook!

gimmicksz 9

Sunday 7 April 2013 21:19

Well i have an ex that i can live with without doing anything but she definitely is, sorry OP, better for you anyways. Go do what you want without hearing complaining or her yelling at you.