By Damn - 05/06/2012 19:36 - Canada - Saint Catharines

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Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18

Sometimes a funny memory is better than sex.

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conrad01 6

Ahh... Laughter truly is the best birth control!

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PaulB123 11

Moral of the story: if you try to impress your boyfriend with overly tight clothes, it doesn't pay off... And they don't come off!

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loserboii 11

Refusal to have sex from a guy? Impossible!

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loserboii 11

I was being pedantic.

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FMLshark 12

Next time, don't flatter yourself by buying clothes too small for you.

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ICastillo 24

FMLshark I think it was the girl who needed the manager to cut the skirt off of her.....she didn't learn her lesson

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FMLshark 12

Only this time, she could've tried having her boyfriend rip the shirt off. Although I can't see that going out too well and just turning into another FML somehow.

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ElricMustang 23

That's why they don't sell shirts in size "awkward fit".

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anarchist884 9

Buy bigger shirts, simple solution! Obv little self deception going on somewhere ;)

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tony1891 22

well at least you can look back one day and have a good laugh. =)

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kevinn95 0

Its better to have what i think would be a life time memory, weather u remain together or not, than one more day of sex

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1710_fml 0

I'd rather take the one more day of sex

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penguindude82 2

Thats's just adorable. For the record, I would laugh too, but would also want to have sex afterward even more.

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