Miscellaneous: Today, I was trying to curl my long waist length hair with a...

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2016 13:53 - India - Delhi

Today, I was trying to curl my long waist length hair with a circle brush. Halfway through, it got stuck in my hair and I panicked and tried to pull it out which was a bad idea. Now I have a pageboy haircut. FML

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