By Anonymous - 02/05/2014 19:51 - United States

Today, I was told that I'm very likely to win the "Most Likely to Exceed 5 Cats" yearbook award. My best friend said, "They wanted it to be 'Most Likely to Die Alone', but it was a bit harsh". Someone else added, "It's still pretty likely, though". FML
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CommanderCman1 15

You won't die alone OP, you'll have many cats with you

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thatnucca 36

You clearly need new friends OP... Friends should help and not be too quick to make things worse than they already are... Keep you chin up!

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DylanHasClass 17

You should pour week old kitty litter in there cars!

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Cristina41 8

Dont listen to them. Just start planning world domination with your army of cats, then we'll see who's laughing.

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hanpolski 2

That's exactly what I intend to do!!

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JazNim17 18

Just because you don't have a significant other doesn't mean you're alone. My best friend has never had a boyfriend, but she's a lot of fun and has a handful of really close friends. I didn't date anyone until I was done with high school, but again, I had people (and a dog) that I care about.

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Omniprism 14

People are assholes. Use it as motivation to prove them wrong.

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outoftown 26

With friends like that, I can see why they'd think you'd prefer cats. :( On the bright side, high school will soon be over and you can make the life you want, without them.

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megadki14 6

your best friend sounds like a keeper. not

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megadki14 6

also, what kind of asshole school officials allow rude titles like that?

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gunnerysgt 15

Hell, at least you didn't win the "most likely to become crazy" and the "most likely to be a virgin" awards like I did... ******* pricks who voted

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mclovin22897 15

**** all of those assholes. prove them wrong and show up to your reunion as one of the most successful people there.

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skyeyez9 24

I probably would have been labeled the same thing in high school if someone had thought of that cat comment in our yearbook. But I am now married with a family. Everybody blossoms in their own time. Mine wasn't till my early 20s. Ironic thing was most guys considered me a nerd in school but in my 20s, the same guys who made fun of me in school tried to date me.

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