Health: Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of...

By top dog! - 11/10/2011 20:05 - Australia

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

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By christine brown - 26/08/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML

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By my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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By Neckbruise101 - 15/10/2016 06:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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By Mmorgan771 - 04/08/2015 17:02 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By Ana - 14/08/2018 01:30

Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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By kitty - 18/10/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML

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cdh531 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:29

I'm assuming you go to private school.

gntfmlingnow 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:30

Suspended for a nose peircing that doesn't have a ring in it? Strict much?

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Anglwrfish 17

Wednesday 12 October 2011 18:39

Owie. hope they believed you and didn't try to rp it out :D

LadyMoonbeam 7

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:00

wow, i would really hate for that to happen to me :S

pegasus187 9

Wednesday 12 October 2011 21:30

Gotta love the American School System, lol

aggeon 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 3:59

The post is from Australia, lol

lizard399 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 22:09

You should get your nose pierced now.

helmet786 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:56

Lol it's ok I have a nose piercing on one side and a pimple on the other ;) haha.. But... You can get in trouble for that :S

be123 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 3:20

same thing happened to me, I had a pimple and everyone thought it was a nose ring! Very embarrassing.

ninja1216 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 3:58

Well that's what happens when you go to catholic school

islandgirl420 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:59

POP THAT SHIT OR STICK SOME TOOTHPASTE OVERNIGHT ON IT

omgiculol 4

Thursday 13 October 2011 7:43

it happens when you go to an expensive private school. not some ghetto public school.

flytothemoon010 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:29

I go to private school and the dress code isn't strict at all - /:

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