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By h4rdy - 09/03/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

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By Awkward - 14/04/2016 00:29 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was caller number nine on the radio, meaning I technically won the contest. I was too awkward, so they hung up on me. FML

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By pk24 - 25/02/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

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By Broke - 27/03/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML

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By Andrew7847 - 11/01/2012 17:02 - United States

Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 15:58 - United States - Dade City

Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML

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MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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By Whatdididowrong? - 10/05/2011 05:18

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 00:00

Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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whadupdoe 0

Friday 9 March 2012 18:44

Hahahaah get an education

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Friday 9 March 2012 19:13

Watch out we've got a genius over here.

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WhiteRangerKid 5

Saturday 10 March 2012 22:17

dummy

chelsinator 8

Saturday 10 March 2012 22:47

Well what did you expect when he said "air guitar"? Lol silly.

Alovestoryy1996 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 23:33

How rude.... :(

420LesBeHonest69 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 1:58

Air gutairs are CHEAP everyone has one, congrats

melrose90210 10

Sunday 11 March 2012 5:32

How did you not process that? Haha

ChrisG19 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 9:23

...I want an air guitar...

glenysrod17 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 13:18

Ur retarded lmao

ilovedinosawers 17

Sunday 11 March 2012 16:01

I always wanted one...

ice_bck_420 0

Monday 12 March 2012 8:15

Well im a dj so i cant hate haha

lolxlolx3 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 22:42

Lml! Haha wow ... Just wow ...

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

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