By OPforonepiece - 19/02/2016 14:38 - Netherlands - Delft

Today, I was talking to a customer and I actually fell asleep for a couple of seconds. I can honestly say she wouldn't stop talking and didn't even notice me snoring. FML
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Same thing different taste

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well you are very lucky that she didn't notice, other costumers would try to get you fired for that.

Makes me think of the capital murder case where the defense attorney fell asleep. Sometimes there's just nothing you can do.

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Fell asleep Standing? And with your eyes open? You're pretty talented I wish I could do that in class

Usually you dont stand in class unless you are up in front of the class for a presentation or something, hard to give one while asleep

lol had that happen to me once, fell asleep checking groceries out for a guest, woke up helping another guest 2 hours later, no one ever noticed lmfao

That's not falling asleep. You obviously don't seem to know what sleeping even is - that's just intense zoning out/tunnel vision.

My Bullshit-O-Matic is detecting a disturbance in the cosmos

doesn't that mean that the customer was paying as much attention to you as you did to her? I see nothing wrong here

This same thing happens to me whenever I talk to my ex wife.

0262944 15

I bet you exaggerated that shit

gobiteme2 34

How do you know that you were actually snoring.

It was probably how he woke himself up.