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By poopsicle - 28/01/2016 00:29 - United States - Abington

Today, I was taking a dump at work. I had my two-way radio attached to the back of my belt. When I stood up and pulled my pants up, I managed to send the antenna straight up my butt. FML
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youngmessi252525 20

Did you get better reception?

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Cyrus00 41

Did they hear you scream on the other end?

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Comments

gobiteme2 34

Did you jiggle it to get it out?

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copydude 7

Hope it was a thin antenna!

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James Lollobrigida 5

I've heard of a reception black hole but this is ridiculous.... :)

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RJ4712 11

It now has a shit reception. It's old.

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Cassie1_fml 7

maybe take the radio off when going to the toilet?

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TubaHorse 5

Anything is a ***** if you're brave enough

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dragoongirl90 34

How loose is your hole to let the antenna go up there???

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darkfireflame 15

If they had just gotten done defecating then their sphincter was probably relaxed. A surprise insertion can also bypass muscle reaction.

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manuwish 9

pain from being careless only happens to you once, from now on you'll be careful so I guess you'll be alright.

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