Love: Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped...

By anonymous - 14/03/2012 05:18 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

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pinkcrayola 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:42

You're the one who picked him.

jellyD 1

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:41

Best reason ever to dump the, pardon me please!, asshole!!!

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lovesthebeach 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:13

WHY would you marry him ? It takes alot of work to make a marriage work . It doesn't sound like he is ready for that . If you do marry him anyway do the world a favor and don't have kids . They will learn from him and one person like that is more than enough .

oped01 8

Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:17

Dump him... Before he takes a dump on U

MarsBarz 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:32

what the..?

cherry72 13

Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:47

Run Away... Trust me it will only get worse.

Tossing 8

Wednesday 14 March 2012 22:07

That means he is totally comfortable with you. Even tho it's gross it means he loves you :) just tell him to not do it.

flyingfox408 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 22:11

When it rains and the sun is out, we used to say it's because 'the devil's beating his wife.' Then we'd lament, she probably deserves it since she chose to marry the devil.