Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along...

By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

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By tickle spunk - 29/12/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

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By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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By NotSoAnon - 13/08/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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Jasper_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:18

what were you listening to? maroon5?

twitterer 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:21

Oooh yeah, that's happened to me before. :

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klutzywriter 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:45

haha sounds like me

eastsidehippie 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:35

guess u suck?

KillEmAll83 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:41

Stop singing.

Kamazar 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:57

Ah, the hyena syndrome. I know it well :/

AkihiroHattori5 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:47

Ha I approved this lol. When I read this one, I felt so bad for you, your singing just got dissed by your own mom : (

BluEG0pher 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:52

ouch

howdidithappen 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:48

HAHAHAHAH...don't worry I am terrible at signing too.

Cjw1220 0

Friday 6 August 2010 9:15

Work on your handwriting.

actonthat 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:54

#4 = fail

fatalscape 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:57

I don't know. What song were you singing? It must have been one with alot of moaning.

Kamazar 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:57

Ah, the hyena syndrome. I know it well :/

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