Love: Today, I was shopping for pillows at Bed Bath and Beyond. My... - FML

By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 11:52 - United States

Today, I was shopping for pillows at Bed Bath and Beyond. My husband playfully picked up a pillow pretending to start a pillow fight. I grabbed the largest pillow and chased him with it. When I finally caught up with him, a manager came around the corner. I was escorted out. FML

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Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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lovelyliz916 5

Monday 18 October 2010 20:11

Lol, who cares at least you had fun!! :)

justsayfuck 5

Monday 18 October 2010 20:15

Guess you are an exception, posting a FML while seeming happily married. Keep on having fun!

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anonymous100000 17

Monday 3 November 2014 21:44

are you 16? i get having childish moments but at a store? YDI.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 20 December 2014 3:32

I think it's nice to have some fun every once and a while.

KatVa 23

Thursday 19 March 2015 11:22

I can imagine how fun it would be though! At least you had fun :)

Our_name_ 14

Wednesday 3 June 2015 5:59

Totally worth it !! Like if there aren't other stores around !! XD good Job I like your way of fun lol

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