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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 15:04 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus to get to work. At one stop, a black woman got on with a child. A couple of stops later, the woman got off. I tapped the girl and told her her mom got off. With a cold stare, she told me, "She's not my mom." FML

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jentrynicole 20

Wednesday 27 April 2016 6:17

Was there anything that could lead someone to believe they were related besides them just walking on together? If not I think you kind of deserved it.

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jentrynicole 20

Wednesday 27 April 2016 6:17

Was there anything that could lead someone to believe they were related besides them just walking on together? If not I think you kind of deserved it.

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