Kids: Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly...

By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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It's not what you think

By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By buttpain - 01/12/2016 18:29

Today, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 16:04 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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Not her fault neither mine

By Shut up loser! - 02/12/2019 03:00

Today, my 4 year old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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triplebeerox 27

Monday 23 March 2015 14:10

You definitely need to talk to the mom so she doesn't think you're molesting her kid

Johnnycake23 42

Monday 23 March 2015 14:09

Kids are little demons!

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Isa_fml 20

Tuesday 24 March 2015 1:36

His mum needs to maybe clarify to him a little what 'bad spots' means. He's pretty young, so he probably doesn't quite understand. Also though, if a kid doesn't like being tickled or if they say they don't want to be touched, even if it's innocent, ******* respect their boundaries and STOP.

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 24 March 2015 2:04

Kids say the darnedest things

a_nice_guy 18

Tuesday 24 March 2015 3:11

Imagination... Kids have evil imaginations...

HighasaCloud 46

Tuesday 24 March 2015 16:19

There's nothing evil about it.

lochiamochia 25

Tuesday 24 March 2015 3:15

To him "touching in bad spots" includes armpits.

Svxnt 13

Tuesday 24 March 2015 7:09

Children

Johnnycake23 42

Tuesday 24 March 2015 7:25

Its too damn cold to be doing anything lol

epodax 12

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:15

man, are you just all over this threat?

AkaPanda 12

Tuesday 24 March 2015 17:37

Think about it this way he knows to tell mommy if someone touches him. There's no reason to ruin innocence completely by teaching him exactly where the areas people shouldn't be touching are at this point.