Animals: Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge...

By Puppysit88 - 16/04/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML

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By ukfan - 06/10/2010 16:01 - United States

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML

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By sandra - 20/09/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By missmisfit - 13/06/2012 04:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

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Friday 17 April 2009 1:23

hahah ew that sucks. poor puppy :(

lilacwords 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:20

Aww, I'm sorry. At least you didn't have it, yourself!

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Ohnothingreally 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 21:02

I hit FYL. But that just sounds so cute.

brianjman14 22

Sunday 11 October 2009 2:03

that's nasty

brandon144 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:37

i cant stop laughing!!!!!!

scotty1234 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:07

hahaha TNT thunderarria

Niknak4486 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 1:21

well, you shouldnt have put a scared dog onto your lap. what you think is "comforting" the dog is actually encouraging the behavior.

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 13:57

I just let the dog sit beside me and put my arm around em in a storm. They prefer that.

bLuRtiToUt 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 20:08

HAHAHA@37 i just saw that in my mind! :]

rends 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 2:02

you derserve it for saying Petsitting

esfox83 17

Saturday 4 September 2010 2:52

that is funny but you shouldn't be mad at puppy

bwenduh45 7

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:40

aww poor puppy

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