Kids: Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to... - FML

By wouaf - 29/05/2015 04:19 - France - Voiron

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

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Enslaved 36

Friday 29 May 2015 10:19

So her bite was worse than her bark?

irish_lad 16

Friday 29 May 2015 10:22

At least she did what she was told. I have bother getting my kids to do what I tell them

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Soundslikeothers 15

Friday 29 May 2015 10:35

That's what happens when you don't keep little sisters on a leash. I just hope you don't have to put her down

keiNan_fml 35

Friday 29 May 2015 10:38

she was following orders.

Kurby14 21

Friday 29 May 2015 10:53

the good news: she listens to you. the bad news: she listens too well

abNormal62 23

Friday 29 May 2015 11:09

It could have been worse... She could have marked her territory

russfml 31

Friday 29 May 2015 11:19

Barqs has bite! They warned you and sure enough your sister insisted on providing further evidence

carllyo 19

Friday 29 May 2015 12:04

I love this cause your picture makes it seem like the dog is talking

igg125 30

Friday 29 May 2015 11:21

Maybe she was hungry

ColonelCusswords 24

Friday 29 May 2015 11:28

You trained a beast

erizonkim 17

Friday 29 May 2015 11:36

I wonder how you tried to explain to that lady as to why your sister has bitten her lol

tranced_ 45

Friday 29 May 2015 12:10

hope that lady didn't bit her back!

10showgirl 16

Friday 29 May 2015 12:12

Sounds like an over-achiever...

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