Miscellaneous: Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained...

By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

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By Fatty1970 - 23/05/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By lilsis - 31/01/2010 05:38 - Australia

Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her no not really. Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:49

They make fat kid diapers?

lich_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:48

What is it with moms these days? jeez.

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ryemaki 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 11:24

great mom. very.....very....honest. hopefully, she was joking. Then again, fat or not, most babies are supercute. btw, what does YDI mean?

dothehelenkeller 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 13:43

Your Dick Inflates.

fishsandwich 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:03

Yuppie Death Imminent

giggity0giggity 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:06

win...

DrMorbid 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:14

So? Yo you were fat as a baby. SO WHAT! That doesn't mean absolutely anything. Not FML, not YDI. Just pointless.

conan6 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:59

YDI for being fat.

Aerodynamite 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 17:01

Wow! Probably your mom is just stupid and never heard of Baby Fat

irishdubr 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 17:37

Hahahahahahahahahaha

intotheblue 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 19:13

Huh. Babies aren't skinny. And I've never heard of "fat kid diapers." Your mom was being a bitch, so FYL. On the other hand, -you- were being a bitch to your sister, so YDI. And then she was being arrogant. So ... yeah, looks like it's just a family of bitches. You all deserve the meanness you get from each other, because you're all dishing it out. None of you is innocent.

percypigs 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:03

don't worry, the skinniest one out of my friends was the fattest baby :)

lilallykat87 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:46

You made this story up. 90% of stories on this site are made up. If you didn't, then your sister is vain for talking about how beautiful she is.

Casualt1234 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:49

why is it that half of the fml stories from women have to do with them thinking that they're fat or other people telling them that they're fat? kinda gets old. btw you and your sister both sound conceited, OP, so YDI.