Love: Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos,...

By Cheating - 27/01/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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Hiding from the drama

By Tiff8any - 14/07/2021 21:59

Today, my boyfriend asked me to untag him in our vacation photos together. Last month, he hid his relationship status and hid every trace of me. He says it’s because he doesn’t want any "social media drama" and people knowing about his "personal life." We’ve been together for 3 years. FML

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By kal - 23/02/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 23:51 - United States

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

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Two-stroke

By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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The good old days

By FBfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML

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SAMMILLER098 2

Saturday 28 January 2012 5:11

I'm hoping you mean ex-boyfriend.

Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 28 January 2012 5:16

Guess he thought it would be too easy to press the delete button

Comments

HITide76808 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 15:25

Dump that loser...hes not worth your time.

wall1121 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:02

Wow I learned that in 8th grade and still remember it. A=pi r squared

my_fml_account 2

Monday 30 January 2012 13:18

ಠ_ಠ wrong fml

heath_v 8

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:31

what kind of idiot doesn't delete the comment and talk to the person instead of leaving it up? he doesn't deserve a girlfriend

Deenafbaby 0

Monday 30 January 2012 2:04

What a douche!!!

Jueilet0923 0

Monday 30 January 2012 5:06

Sounds Like he didn't have enough balls to tell u himself some man huh?

ughhseriouslywow 10

Monday 30 January 2012 20:13

Today, my boyfriend saw this post. My name is Danielle. Now he thinks I'm cheating on him with some guy with a girlfriend >_> I'm not sure if I should be pissed at him for being stupid enough to think I'm the only Danielle in the world, or because he thinks I would cheat on him. FML