Animals: Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and...

By notacatperson - 01/03/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

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By Polar Bear 2020 - 24/04/2024 17:30 - India

Today, there's a stray black cat in my apartment complex. It had badly bitten me two months ago and I had to get several injections. Today the same cat barged into my flat when I opened the door to receive a delivery, and it attacked my cat. I barely managed to fight and push him out of my flat. FML

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By suspicious - 05/07/2013 02:26 - United States

Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML

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By Saved - 11/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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By Byebye - 24/05/2012 19:30 - Netherlands - Sappemeer

Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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By pat - 09/03/2010 19:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML

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By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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By Catscratch - 01/09/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

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The mailman

By fuckfuck - 31/01/2014 18:46 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering mail, I was yelled at by a guy, who threatened to shoot me if I "trespassed" on his property. He made me toss his mail toward his porch from the street, before telling me to get lost. FML

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Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:16

i tought i taw a putty tat

perdix 29

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:37

Of course not, the cat owns you.

Comments

gamerhead 3

Wednesday 2 March 2011 4:11

Youre a piece of Poop, you Deck.

MrFlintstone 5

Wednesday 2 March 2011 4:16

do you live in the place the pilgrims came from

Dogbite1313 5

Wednesday 2 March 2011 5:18

http://m.thecabin.net/news/2011-03-01/super-cat-attacks-conway-police Cats do go crazy, I was the ACO Officer and that cat was nuts, calmed down by next morning and was released back to owner.

PONYGON 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 5:53

hahahahahahahahahahhaha that's sucks

Enderspeaker 2

Wednesday 2 March 2011 8:00

Cliche.. yawn

LigHt116 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 9:46

This one is funny..lol

munyarl 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 6:19

I'm still laughing!! X.D

AubriS 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 11:00

your mail man IS a pussy!

Bob31_fml 4

Wednesday 2 March 2011 21:17

telling the PO the cat isn't yours won't work. my neighbor parks really close to my mailbox. when I called the PO to tell them it's not my car, they said too bad for you, get it moved anyway. they don't give a shit.