By notacatperson - 01/03/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML
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perdix 29

Of course not, the cat owns you.

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TheRealLori 0

They can't do that. Your mail carrier is either lazy, or a fraidy cat. You don't have a cat, so it's their problem, not yours!

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Thabb 0

The cat is still on that route so they probably wouldn't go whether it was OP's or not.

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marinus_fml 19

F the postmans life for being girly enough to be beaten up by a little cat.

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MissBunny25 0

I read this ^^^ in the terminator guy's voice... it made me laugh lol

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emodude44 0

Awwwwwwwww PUSSY CONTROL! Oh, and your not the only one MissBunny

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MissBunny25 0

hahahaha yay. I felt crazy.. maybe I am though 0_0

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jordanprodigy023 0

Cats suck they don't do anything except sleep and annoy people. This is why dogs are mans best friend

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tashaburr 0

they like to shit too oh wait...we all do that

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Skroal_stomper 5

Call Jon and tell him to come get Garfield.

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Doortje 29

Your mailman is having hallucinations. You might want to inform his boss about that.

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OCDC 9

He wants to see a pussy so bad, he's imagining them everywhere.

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zjrsi 0

Do you look like a cat lady? I'm guessing it may be time to get really sexy and go to the post office and talk to the first male mail supervisor you can find. gimme

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lilcc86 0

go buy a bb gun and shoot the cat

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luke1998 0

now thats the way to go

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mintcar 9

You HAD a cat. The postman killed it with a letter opener.

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jordanprodigy023 0

One time I gave a stray cat viagra. When I came back a few hours later the cat came to me an started humping my leg, he then proceeded to come all over my pants. All I can say is lesson learned

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