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By Felicityfrank - 01/05/2014 14:17 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

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By kat, ACT - 20/12/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By Sean - 14/08/2016 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2016 17:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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traviscool 12

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:24

Well that's a load of shit!

Fuaaad1994 31

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:25

He wouldn't be laughing after you give him one big hug

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mybubbles2000 13

Thursday 1 May 2014 21:28

Oh that sucks on so many levels. You should have smeared some of the manure on your boyfriend.

omggitshaley_ 9

Thursday 1 May 2014 21:36

That must have been a real shitty situation. *ba dum tsk*

MortenM 17

Thursday 1 May 2014 21:37

Yea, no need to read other comments when you have such an original contribution

omggitshaley_ 9

Thursday 1 May 2014 21:39

Thanks, cause I was totally trying to be original lol

imbedderdenu 23

Thursday 1 May 2014 21:40

ahahahhahahahah!! Thats a shitty situation. Sorry op ;)~

clumsyguy12 6

Thursday 1 May 2014 22:02

Wow

BigMac92 11

Thursday 1 May 2014 22:24

How are you not dead?! I'm sorry this happened to you, OP. Your boyfriend sounds like a child if he immediately laughed at you.

mikaellikestacos 14

Thursday 1 May 2014 22:30

How fast is that in mph??

xNephilim 18

Thursday 1 May 2014 22:33

About 60.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 3 May 2014 11:12

More like 68

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 1 May 2014 22:40

Well I think you might have some to share with him...he won't be laughing then

Alhamdulilah 15

Thursday 1 May 2014 22:43

Gone with the wind

buckdharma 36

Thursday 1 May 2014 22:44

Sorry about your brown frown. :( Accidents happen, but at least it sounds like you were... (* lowers sunglasses) fully covered.

Hashk 6

Thursday 1 May 2014 22:48

Hate to be a grammar snob but *feces

elcee1987 18

Thursday 1 May 2014 22:53

OP is prob just trying to survive after a face of shit, let alone satisfy the grammar nazis. I think this is a case where we can excuse it.

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