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By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 469

You deserved it 9 480

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Same thing different taste

By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 626

You deserved it 3 040

She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 255

You deserved it 1 397

Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 992

You deserved it 12 730

By Anonymous - 06/11/2016 16:31 - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 024

You deserved it 1 458

By facebookdeception - 31/10/2014 04:25 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 220

You deserved it 4 502

Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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You deserved it 85

I'll have the Catfish

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 185

You deserved it 124

By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 884

You deserved it 40 052

By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 290

You deserved it 774

Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 840

You deserved it 9 888

MSJ91 1

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:03

Sounds like a nice coincidence to me. There's nothing like falling for the same person again.

biggee531 7

Wednesday 4 March 2009 8:22

A rather unfortunate event i think. Everything is funny in retrospect though ;)

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noopy123 0

Monday 23 March 2009 10:49

hahaha wow, did you not ask for names?

xleanne_aLly 23

Sunday 21 August 2011 1:36

might of been fake names

SimpleIdiot 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:48

#13 i was thinking the same thing

arby 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:50

#1, I was totally thinking the same thing!

comadank 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:13

sounds like a song lmao

atrackstar 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:06

LOL THATS FUNNY DID YOU GET BACK TOGETHER?

Jaxro 6

Friday 10 April 2009 21:17

Hahaha classic.

simplicity101 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:31

OMG dat is fckin priceless....ye shuda hooked up afta dat hahha!!!

xactownife 7

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:36

Learn English, dumbass.

darkmis1 17

Monday 20 April 2009 23:04

Haha! That sux! Didja get back 2gether? Or were u pissed cuz of wut she called u(b4 she knew it wuz u)?

Becca_BooP 8

Thursday 24 January 2013 9:11

If we threw a dictionary at your face would you be pissed?

emeraldarcher74 30

Monday 27 June 2016 8:42

I lost IQ points just by reading that shit.

Iloveblackmen 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:54

I agree with #14.. wouldent you be like, Hi im Ronald. Hi im Jessica. YOU BASTARD YOUR MY EX!!! ....? "Today, I was talking online with a guy I met in a chatroom, I was telling him how much of a bastard my ex boyfriend was who I just dumped, we sent eachother pictures a while later. It was my ex. FML"

pippacrawford 4

Monday 26 December 2011 4:03

Not necessarily. I wouldn't give out my real name the first time I started chatting with a faceless person on the internet. Maybe at the end of the convo, if we hit it off that well.