Intimacy: Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked...

By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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By "Shadley Chase Teladia" - 21/11/2019 19:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I finally got to meet the parents of the girl in which I have been dating for 3 months. I discovered that a month before we started dating, I had a one-night stand with her sister. And a week before that, I had a grinding session with her mother at a bar. No one is saying anything and her father is really bulky. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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thatguy0602 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:03

WTF... you were hooking up behind a clear door?! *face palm* People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw penises.

EmmaG_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

Clear door? Really?

Comments

deliciouskaek 1

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:50

I certainly hope you mean sheer, and not clear. Sheer makes sense - there's some opacity implied. For you to be behind a completely clear and transparent door, though, would make you sort of an idiot. =/

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:52

Wow you people are ******* stupid. 1) Doing it when her parents were home 2) Doing it in a room that has a CLEAR DOOR. Would it have killed you to drive a car to lovers lane? Back in my day, the backseat of the car was a great place for screwing. You are also using the phrase "hooking up" completely wrong. When you screw some girl you meet at a bar, you "hooked up". When it's with your girlfriend, you "**** her". In any event, YDI for being an idiot about it.

jSOPURE 3

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:57

At least your girlfriend's Dad didn't bust in with a gun trying to kill you. :)

pinkdaisy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:05

very nice #2. and to all the others who also mention a CLEAR DOOR. what?! this situation was very avoidable.

122vanessa122 5

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:12

lmfao this is bull :)

Kneesoxrock 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:32

Sooo embarrassing.

stinebean 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:32

Her parents clearly went into detail to give you a mental image that would pop up everytime you were getting it on with their daughter, so that you would never be able to do it again. That's what I would do.

Misanthropist 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:33

Stupid kids.

Kneesoxrock 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:35

Something like this happened to me. Only he was peeking up my skirt while I was bending over (and knew it), and his father knocked on the glass door. He was crossing the house for something in the kitchen and we didn't hear... At least the father didn't know I was pantieless!

pb_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:35

How did something like this get approved? Today, I read a horrible FML. Mine didn't get approved, but the guy who made out in front of a clear door did. FML.