By Madster15 - 15/09/2013 06:05 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML
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Madster15 14

OP here, I actually found it rather cute more than annoying, when I'm out though the cats will be too. vasoline and Vicks on the tap? no thanks, that would make ME avoid the taps too. changing the faucets all over my house could be more expensive than anything. the cat puns....please don't. number 23 should also be shunned, cat hater. lastly, I should point out I have three cats because one was stray, if I give him to a shelter she will be killed because she is rather unfriendly at times.

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SylivionSypher 6

The perfect plan by the cats. Raising the water bill...perfect crime.

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gracehi 31

First your faucet then... Your mind. All hail our rising feline overlords.

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LaurenLo 17

And then we'll have to make a movie called Rise of the Cats.

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ForbiddenDestiny 20

Try covering your taps with some Tupperware maybe? x

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airhead2015 18

Be glad your cats actually do something, my cats just lay there, staring into my eyes...

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airhead2015 18

Nah, just my eyes. My cats aren't smart enough to know what a soul is.

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perdix 29

Either change your taps, or start playing "Taps" for those mischievous kitties, if you know what I mean.

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dima1616 1

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FMLkoala 28

Oh get off FML #23 cats are the second best animals in the world!

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ComaWhiteLove 18

WoW. You're a ******* douche nozzle dima1616.

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hollywoodt1ts 15

Cats don't even like you #23. #foreveralone

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pandalover69 26

Just because you don't like cats doesn't mean nobody does. The world does not revolve around you, if it did then we'd all know who you are.

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jixiekat 14

aaand you just got 196 people to hate you. great job! hahaha-no

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ThedaRose 15

OP is right! lol you should be shunned, and apparently, 203 other people agree!

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an3ph 20

#23, this is the Internet. Cats are worshipped here.

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Jarl_the_Elite 27

Speak for your self. You should know that is a lie.

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Chris93Jones 20

this is one of the most buried comments I've ever seen. kudos!

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bandgeej212 9

My car used to do the same thing and then he would lay in the sink under it lol

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SrakaSrakasta 20

That's one messed up car, dude

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Obey_StudBoii 23

You might want to take your car to a mechanic lol.

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NoFlippinWai 24

or maybe the car wash. It may be telling you something

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perdix 29

Wait until they learn to stopper the drains, preferably when you are away for a few days.

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NoFlippinWai 24

maybe they will do the dishes while theyre at it.

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JamieLT 22

Put a rubber band around the faucet so you have to take it off then turn on the water.

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Shadowbay 18

If it's like mine it would chew through that rubber band off and bring it to you later...

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NoFlippinWai 24

it depends what kind of faucet it is. I had a cat that figured out how to turn the nobs on... everything.

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